Sunday, 18 October 2009

Another quote

»I only ask because I am banned from certain places around the country. I am banned from Trinity College, Cambridge, for instance — I am, this is a true story — I'm banned from making contact with any of the staff or students there. I'm banned from the premises, because — well, it's a long story; it goes back a while — but I applied to do my PhD at Trinity and, erm, they said ‘Send in your thesis.’ and I misheard them. Well, three months go by and I hear nothing; a year goes by and I hear no… I rang up again; I said »Look, do I just keep sending them in, or what happens now?’«
Jack Dee, English comedian

Sunday, 4 October 2009

A quote

“Do you find that this approach usually works? Or let me guess, you've never tried it before. In fact, you don't normally approach girls — am I right? The truth is that you're a quiet sensitive type but, if I'm prepared to take a chance, I might just get to know the inner you. (Taxi!) A little bit crazy, a little bit bad. But hey — don't us girls just love that?”

“Eh?”

“Well, what's wrong boy — cat got your tongue?”